Q: What does it mean when a banjo player drools out both sides of his mouth?
A: The stage is level.

Q: What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
A: "Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"

Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
A: By their names.

Q: How many strings does a banjo have?
A: Five too many.

Q: Why are banjo jokes so short?
A: So banjo players can understand them.

Q: How do you get two banjo players to play in unison?
A: Shoot one.